"You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit."
Everything you love is here(via lovequotesrus)
#wow #beakro much?? by health_stone_ceo http://ift.tt/1jaWrxv
“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.”
But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.
You are what everyone needs in their life
the past was fucked up
the present ain’t too much better
"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"
"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"
"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"
"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"
"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"
"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."
"My child is a plant."
People shouldn’t be afraid of their government.
This. It isn’t fun to talk about, but it’s important. Never let anyone make you feel bad for trying to make yourself feel better.
So I recorded the Let It Go 30 Rock parody, and probably someone with a better voice could record it and send it to Tina, but whatever. Lyrics under the cut!